STOP THE PRESS! John Terry was a photobomb star way back in 2004!

They say you can't keep a good man down and those rules certainly apply when you put the words 'photobomb', 'John' and 'Terry' together. Fresh from his full-kit exploits at two European finals and then turning up everywhere from the Royal Wedding to the Oscars, it seems that the Chelsea skipper was at it way back in 2004.

Thanks to the power of Sky+ I decided to catch up on some old box sets, and last night whilst watching the first series of TV series Lost I only went a spotted the man known as JT who was guest starring in episode 20. You don't believe me? Well check this out...

John Terry photobombs the Oscars!

There is a very good chance that Chelsea will end up with some silverware this season, but that didn't stop that man John Terry making sure he got in on the action at Hollywood's biggest bash of the year. When host Ellen DeGeneres decided to take a selfie with some of the biggest stars at the awards ceremony, step forward the undisputed champion of the photobomb squeezing in next to Brad Pitt. JT take a bow son...

The Royal Baby - John Terry is at it again!

That man John Terry just doesn't know when to quit! The announcement today that Kate and Wills have named the future King of England and their new baby son George Alexander Louis was global news, and paparazzi and royal photographers were walking over each other to get that perfect first picture. And we all know that wherever their is a celebration and a photo opportunity combined, one thing is for certain...

John Terry will be photobombing all over the place! Here are some of my favourites that have popped up over the last few hours...

 

Top 10 John Terry Photobombs!

Exactly one month ago John Terry shocked the world when he unashamedly stripped off his suit faster than Clark Kent and whacked on a full Chelsea kit to join in the Europa League cup final success! We shouldn't have been surprised. After all, the man has previous. It all started one year ago after Chelsea's penalty shoot-out victory over Bayern Munich in the Champions League final.

And believe it or not, Super JT has done his fair share of joining in with others celebrations over the years, turning up in the most unlikeliest of places. Some men like to party, and some men like to P-A-R-T-Y! Here is a look at some of those famous Super JT limelight-stealing moments!

Top 10 John Terry Photobombs!

1. John Terry celebrates Denmark's win at the 2013 Eurovision song contest!

2. John Terry collects his medal alongisde Chewie, Han, and Luke for helping bring down the Dark Side

3. John Terry was quick to stand in and help Tom Daley when his dive partner Blake Aldridge was unable to join him at the 2012 Olympics

4. One giant leap for man, one HUGE celebration for John Terry!

5. Tiger Woods is the number one golf player in the world again, and we all know that he has just one man to thank...

6. Many people think it was David Hasselhoff that helped bring down the Berlin Wall, when in fact it was Super JT of course!

7. John Terry is running on to the pitch with a full kit on; he thinks it's all over! It is now!

8. The wedding of the year meant the party of the year, and there was noway Super JT was missing that one!

9. Four more years! Well, at least he didn't change out of the suit this time!

10. Sir Bradley Wiggins won our hearts at the 2012 London Olympics, and John Terry was there with him every step of the way (well, at the finishing line anyway...)

How John Terry won the Europa League!

So it has been another fantastic evening for Chelsea fans as they secured their second consecutive piece of European silverware with their last-gasp victory at the Amsterdam ArenA against Benfica, and they owe it all to one man...

John Terry!

It doesn't matter than Fernando Torres turned back the clock and looked like the goal machine of old that used to terrorise defences up and down Europe. And it doesn't matter that Branislav Ivanovic put the disappointment of not being able to play in last season's Champions League cup final behind him by scoring a dramatic late winner.

Because the one thing that everyone associated with Chelsea - the players, fans, and staff - wanted to see was John Terry put his kit on and unashamedly celebrate and party like it was 1999! Again! That's correct, not to be outdone by last year's photobombing in Munich, JT was up to his old tricks when he donned the full Chelsea kit to go up and collect his medal and the trophy (notice that Eden Hazard and Demba Ba did not shed their suits to do the same...). 

This Tweet from @Now__Football summed up the thoughts of footy fans everywhere when they posted: Apparently John Terry spent £45 on a replica Benfica shirt today... Just in case.

For those of you who missed Chelsea's 2-1 victory over Benfica tonight, here is the story of how John Terry won the Europa League...

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Jack's view on... Delio Rossi's apology, my fear for his children, and why he should be the new England manager!

 Delio "Rocky" Rossi issued a public apology today for his astonishing touchline attack on player Adem Ljajic, but the nature of his apology has probably left the NSPCC on red alert!

Rossi Balboa, sacked by Fiorentina on Wednesday after lamping Ljajic for sarcastically applauding his decision to substitute him, was responding to his actions at a news conference when he said: "I've made a mistake and I will pay for it. My gesture was ugly, disgraceful and I am very saddened."

Fair enough, it takes a big man to admit he was wrong, but then Rossi came out with this cracking line: "I have never allowed myself to hit anyone, not even my children."

Not even my children. 

What in the blue hell is this guy on?! Is no one else slightly concerned that when you translate what old Sugar Ray Rossi seems to be saying, it comes out as:

"I have never allowed myself to hit anyone, not even my children... and God knows they deserve it the little bastards!"

He then went on to say: "I have never said that I am a a saint but you can ask the children and all the players that I have coached in the past what type of person I am."

Look, there he goes again - ask the children. I don't think so pal, they're probably scared shitless to tell the truth. I bet you have already warned them to keep their mouths shut!

It's just a shame the FA couldn't wait a day or two before naming the new England manager. I bet if they had known Rossi would have been available they would have snapped him up. We could do with someone in the England camp willing to give John Terry a good clumping.

Ooof! Take that John! That's for sleeping with your mates girlfriend and for generally being a massive tool!

He'd be an instant fan favourite!

Jack Chatham is a fictional character from Steven Scaffardi's comedy novel The Drought.