The UK's next entrant for the Eurovision Song Contest has arrived...

Ever wondered why we are so shit at the Eurovision Song Contest? The answer is simple - because we lack the passion to connect with the lyrics. Instead of happy shiny smiling faces jumping up and down on that stagethe stage, we need a singer who means every single word they are singing and sings from the heart. We can't mess around here people! Do you think Moldova would send someone out on to that stage without the fire in their belly?

And for that reason I nominate this man to be the UK entry for the Eurovision song contest; for this year and every year thereafter. Listen out for my all-time favourite line of this song at 2 minutes 12 seconds. Pure genius. Take it away my son....!