Urgent Appeal: Arsenal Choking Syndrome - you do not have to suffer alone...

I would just like to take a time out from the seriousness of lad lit to make an urgent appeal to people up and down the country. There is a new epidemic sweeping across North London as we speak and if we don't come together and do something now, it might be too late.

Please spend just two minutes watching this video clip and remember - there are always those less fortunate than you. And if you are one of those fans suffering, get in contact now - before it's too late and you celebrate finishing fourth like it's 1999...