After a number of false dawns, I am pleased to announc that I am in the final stages of editing my second novel The Flood, which is a foll...

Hands up if you remember those wonderful days in your youth when you would spend hours pumping the arcade machine with 20p coins so you co...

The Drought: Dick Mussel We've all worked for a boss like Dick. Obnoxious, egotistical, unreasonable and totally annoying. Whether i...

The Drought: Grace Ellison Grace Ellison is the type of girl mere mortal men dream about. Beautiful, sexy and sassy, Grace could have he...

The Drought: Sophie Pudney When a woman asks you to guess her age, always go lower than what you're actually thinking. Unfortunately...

The Drought: Dave Rowett Dave is the ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend from hell! After Dan breaks up with Stacey, it doesn't take...

The Drought: Stacey Cunningham The ex-girlfriend, but just not any ex-girlfriend. Stacey is that one ex we all have to get out of our ...