We ALL Salute You!

 'Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.'
William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

There are times in life when you simply have to stand up and applaud someone for their accomplishments. There are those who embody the pinnacle of all the important social aspects. Any person who is funny, reckless, original, and sensitive in the right measures is likely to be nominated a legend by his associates. A person to whose persona you aspire. 

In our own social circles we do our best to impress; to stand out from the crowd. We long for the acceptance of our peers and to be recognized for our achievements by our fellow man. We crave the day for when someone utters those eight little words that will allow us to take our place on a higher order. Eight little words that tell us we have performed at the highest level. Eight little words that separate the men from the boys. Eight little words...

'You, my son, are a complete fucking legend!’ 

This column celebrates those individuals who have already reached that accolade through the high standards they have already set. These men have set the benchmark and it is now for others to follow, and to these men I say one thing...

The latest legends we're saluting...

Rob Ford
For the past 12 months the Toronto mayor has been putting scandal firmly on the map, whether it is videos of him smoking crack or nonchalantly informing reporters he has enough pussy at home!
28 JULY 2013
Sam Sadler
Sam Sadler has been a YouTube sensation since 2008 when he started posting videos with solid advice for men! Recently he has been a star on the new Comedy Central show Sean Walsh World.
2 MARCH 2013
Ari Gold
The man, the legend, the quotes! Ari Gold was quite simply TV gold and arguably the greatest character ever to grace the small screen. It is time to look at why we loved the Ari so much!
David Hasselhoff
The man who brought us talking cars and bikini clad babes deserves to be the maiden salutee for his incredible services to men. The Hoff is now into his fourth decade of his legendary status...

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